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Jef · Apr 7, 2016

I kind of wonder how most "sport cars" would do in a race against passenger jet planes.... I've got my R.... for science.

Also, Qantas need a new slogan... I submit, "Qantas, 16 hours of sitting on your ass". Or, "Qantas... beans for breakfast while in a sealed tube sounds like a good idea"

vreihen · Apr 8, 2016

Jef said:
I kind of wonder how most "sport cars" would do in a race against passenger jet planes.... I've got my R.... for science.

Also, Qantas need a new slogan... I submit, "Qantas, 16 hours of sitting on your ass". Or, "Qantas... beans for breakfast while in a sealed tube sounds like a good idea"

Funny you should bring this up! Earlier in the week, Quantas set the shameful slow record for a flight between Melbourne and Sydney...8 hours and 10 minutes...with a Scarebus A380:

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/05/07/31/mechanical-issue-forces-qantas-plane-back

Per Google Maps, the same drive is 8 hours and 21 minutes via the M21:

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Melbourne,+Victoria,+Australia/Sydney,+New+South+Wales,+Australia/@-35.7571585,143.5613997,6z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0x6ad646b5d2ba4df7:0x4045675218ccd90!2m2!1d144.96328!2d-37.814107!1m5!1m1!1s0x6b129838f39a743f:0x3017d681632a850!2m2!1d151.2069902!2d-33.8674869

I didn't pick the airports at each end as the destination, but I'd put my money on the car...as long as you aren't bringing 500+ friends along on your trip.....

dingle · Apr 9, 2016

Slow day in the office.

vreihen · Apr 9, 2016

vreihen · Apr 11, 2016

ROTFLMAO @ The bigger the gob, the better the job!!!!!

Uwe · Apr 11, 2016

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Uwe · Apr 14, 2016

High green chilly winds and windy vines
In loops around the twisted shafts of lavender,
They're crawling to the sun.
Underfoot the ground is patched
With arms of ivy wrapped around the manzanita,
Stark and shiny in the breeze.
Wonder who will water all the children of the garden
When they sigh about the barren lack of rain and
Droop so hungry neath the sky.
William Tell has stretched his bow
till it won't stretch no further more...

(I'm posting this mostly so I can find it again).

DV52 · Apr 14, 2016

Uwe: Sorry, but I've looking at the picture for some time - you have to put some context to what's happening, please. Apart from the inspire lyrics of a reasonable rock-band and the entirely appropriate picture in your office wall- what strange management ritual is being undertaken by the other person?

EDIT: Arrhh ... I see, its a moving Gif!! My slow internet speed didn't make this clear - might be better moved to "advice on weaponry"!

vreihen · Apr 14, 2016

DV52 said:
EDIT: Arrhh ... I see, its a moving Gif!! My slow internet speed didn't make this clear - might be better moved to "advice on weaponry"!

...says the guy who lives where guns are illegal and boomerangs are considered assault weapons.

Rubber band fights came to a sudden halt in my office shortly after a box of government-issue rubber bands fell out of a mail truck and into my desk. They are the 10mm of office projectiles, and nobody wanted to face the sting of a retaliation if things went nuclear.....

Bruce · Apr 14, 2016

DV52 said:
Uwe: Sorry, but ... what strange management ritual is being undertaken by the other person?

Daughter management training.... you have to face the firing squad at 2 paces - not 10 for you!

Uwe · Apr 14, 2016

NZDubNurd · Apr 15, 2016

NZ film: Hunt for the Wilderpeople:

"Are you hungry? That's a silly question, isn't it? Look at you! Hahaha!"

"Faulkner is cauc-asian... Well they got that wrong, 'coz you're obviously white."

"What do we do now?"
"We run......... Wait, wait, nah, nah, nah. Maybe we don't need to run."
"Oh yeah, let's just fast walk"

Hahaha. Off to the Cinema now to see it!

Uwe · Apr 16, 2016

vreihen · Apr 17, 2016

Finally! Someone shares my belief about Facebook!!!!!

Rembrant · Apr 17, 2016

vreihen said:
Finally! Someone shares my belief about Facebook!!!!!

That's funny...lol. The best part is, the homemade video denouncing social media was intended to be shared on social media...LOL.

vreihen · Apr 17, 2016

There's at least two other videos that she did. The second one added a scope to her gun, and used some tannerite to blow her two sons' beds up. Her rationale was that they were out all night using drugs and sleeping all day in her house, so she denied them a place to sleep. Her third video was more subdued, walking around the grounds of The Little White House in Georgia and reflecting on the other two along with the irony of her using social media against social media. She also mentioned that something was preventing her from using a gun to discipline her children again. If that were New Yorkistan, firing a gun that closed to a house would have brought out SWAT and the National Guard.....

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