A married man for 20 years was in a terrible accident where his private parts were severely damaged and had to be amputated.
After waking up and receiving the news, the doctor said to him:
Do not worry, we have plastic surgeon, who literally can do magic! He will reconstruct your “instrument” and it will be as functional as it ever was, but there is a couple of things we should discuss first.
I’m not gonna lie-this is very expensive procedure! It costs almost 10 000 per centimeter…
But you are insured, and your insurance covers almost a million bucks, so this leads us to the real problem… This one you got to discuss with your lady. We will do whatever you tell us to do, but she may complain afterwards, you know, so we do not want this liability. Talk to her and tell us exactly what you want us to do. Give us specifications, and we will proceed with the reconstruction surgery as you wish.
So the wife comes and they locked themselves in the room to deliberate.
After a while the wife leaves and the doctor comes to talk to the man.
Have you decided? I’m ready to take your specifications. Tell me-what it’s gonna be?
Yes, we have decided. The man says, after short pause…
We’re gonna renovate the kitchen…