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    THE FOD FUN THREAD " GIVE BEFORE IT HURTS" !

    POST YOUR FOD HERE..............BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU FIND!

    FOD = Foreign object damage.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_object_damage


    Here is yesterdays find.........

    Oh nuts!


    http://imgur.com/a/rUn6L





    Last edited by Jack@European_Parts; 01-10-2017 at 11:07 AM.
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    Art... I have it on good authority, that the standard excuse from patients who come in with this type of "injury", is that they fell on it, while showering.

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    Ah .........sir question was this an accident, recreation...........or intentional mischief.

    Same applies to car repair.........

    I guess the banana in the tailpipe never gets old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vreihen View Post
    ^^^^ the link is astonishing!!! Never imagined that human body could accommodate so many (large) objects! Why in God's green earth would anyone feel the need to insert an aerosol can into their body? And more importantly how is it removed without surgery - what went in, can come out in the same way (I guess)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DV52 View Post
    what went in, can come out in the same way (I guess)?

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    Not always things getting in are coming out the same way

    Who wants to test it with his own balls?

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    Lock-down of sick people: Quarantine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwe View Post
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    Guess why there was no signal from MAF on this car?

    Code:
    Wednesday,11,January,2017,15:53:56:32442
    VCDS -- Windows Based VAG/VAS Emulator Running on Windows XP x86
    VCDS Version: 16.8.4.2
    Data version: 20161129 DS267.0
    www.Ross-Tech.com
    
    Workshop Code: 123 12345 012345
    
    VIN: VSSZZZ5PZ8R042467   License Plate: 
    
    
    Chassis Type: 5P (1K0)
    Scan: 01 02 03 08 09 15 16 17 19 25 42 44 46 52 56 62 72
    
    VIN: VSSZZZ5PZ8R042467   Mileage: 252560km-156933miles
    
    01-Engine -- Status: Malfunction 0010
    02-Auto Trans -- Status: OK 0000
    03-ABS Brakes -- Status: Malfunction 0010
    04-Steering Angle -- Status: OK 0000
    08-Auto HVAC -- Status: OK 0000
    09-Cent. Elect. -- Status: Malfunction 0010
    15-Airbags -- Status: OK 0000
    16-Steering wheel -- Status: Malfunction 0010
    17-Instruments -- Status: Malfunction 0010
    19-CAN Gateway -- Status: Malfunction 0010
    25-Immobilizer -- Status: OK 0000
    42-Door Elect, Driver -- Status: Malfunction 0010
    44-Steering Assist -- Status: OK 0000
    46-Central Conv. -- Status: Malfunction 0010
    52-Door Elect, Pass. -- Status: OK 0000
    56-Radio -- Status: OK 0000
    62-Door, Rear Left -- Status: Sporadic communication error 1000
    72-Door, Rear Right -- Status: OK 0000
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Address 01: Engine        Labels: 03G-906-016-BKD.lbl
       Part No SW: 03G 906 021 SN    HW: 03G 906 021 AN
       Component: R4 2,0L EDC G000AG  1456  
       Revision: --H07---    Serial number: SEX7Z0GD31B0Q8
       Coding: 0050078
       Shop #: WSC 04941 785 00200
       VCID: 7DF193CB248FD4AAA2-8028
    
    3 Faults Found:
    
    005661 - Glowplug for Cylinder 4 (Q13) 
                   P161D - 000 - Open Circuit
                 Freeze Frame:
                        Fault Status: 01110000
                        Fault Priority: 3
                        Fault Frequency: 1
                        Reset counter: 255
                        Mileage: 216709 km
                        Time Indication: 0
                        Date: 2000.00.00
                        Time: 08:01:00
    
                 Freeze Frame:
                        RPM: 1281 /min
                        Speed: 0.0 km/h
                        Load: 0.0 %
                        Voltage: 11.55 V
                        Bin. Bits: 00101000
                        Temperature: 6.3C
                        Bin. Bits: 10110000
    
    005660 - Glowplug for Cylinder 3 (Q12) 
                   P161C - 000 - Open Circuit
                 Freeze Frame:
                        Fault Status: 01110000
                        Fault Priority: 3
                        Fault Frequency: 1
                        Reset counter: 255
                        Mileage: 239708 km
                        Time Indication: 0
                        Date: 2000.00.00
                        Time: 08:27:41
    
                 Freeze Frame:
                        RPM: 840 /min
                        Speed: 0.0 km/h
                        Load: 0.0 %
                        Voltage: 14.74 V
                        Bin. Bits: 00101011
                        Temperature: 6.3C
                        Bin. Bits: 10110000
    
    000258 - Mass Air Flow Sensor (G70) 
                   P0102 - 000 - Signal too Low
                 Freeze Frame:
                        Fault Status: 01110000
                        Fault Priority: 2
                        Fault Frequency: 1
                        Reset counter: 255
                        Mileage: 252486 km
                        Time Indication: 0
                        Date: 2000.00.00
                        Time: 12:03:18
    
                 Freeze Frame:
                        RPM: 819 /min
                        Speed: 0.0 km/h
                        Load: 0.0 %
                        Duty Cycle: 79.7 %
                        Bin. Bits: 00101000
                        Mass Air / Rev.: 410.0 mg/str
                        Mass Air / Rev.: 0.0 mg/str
    
    
    Readiness: 1 1 0 0 0

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinsX View Post
    Guess why there was no signal from MAF on this car?
    Lock-down of sick people: Quarantine
    Lock-down of healthy people: Tyranny

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