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    My table in the Uwe's bar, about Serbia etc...

    Dear friends,

    i'm from Serbia, Republic of former Yugoslavia. What people are saying about us: country of friendly and sociable people, beautiful women and beautiful nature... Phrases on which I would not talk, nor about politics and wars. I'm not much interested in it.


    Sport! Yes ! Country of origin good athletes. For start, please let me introduce Ivana, our Olympic bronze medalist.



    There are many more, who are interested in: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbia

    For this evening that much.

    Sincerely,
    Boyan
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    Nice... But hard to beat Australia's title from 2012:



    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwe View Post
    Nice... But hard to beat Australia's title from 2012:



    That was titillating!!!!
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    I agree. But... butt... bbb-but (i started to stutter) Australia has 23 million people, Serbia only 7.

    My ex car in my street and my home in Arandjelovac, about ~70km from Belgrade:







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    Quote Originally Posted by Boki Ar View Post
    I agree. But... butt... bbb-but (i started to stutter) Australia has 23 million people, Serbia only 7.
    Boki Ar: Hello: I feel that I have to step-in and add another dimension to this debate - for the honor of a distant continent where "women glow and men chunder" (lyrics to a Aussie song that probably isn't known in Serbia). First I must preempt my remarks, by saying that Serbia certainly has a fine looking female population.

    BUT...BUTT...bbb-but........ you have forgotten a vital and crucial aspect in your response (IMO). It's a well known fact (to me at least) that the fecundity and the visual quality of a country's female progeny is linked more to population density, rather than just population!

    So, on the basis of this well-known theory (to me at least), I think that you will agree that the following logic is inescapable (my apology to any females reading this totally sexist analysis):

    Serbia = 88361 square kms , 7,164,000 population
    Australia = 7,692,000 square kms, 23,130,000 population

    Population density: Serbia = 81.07649302 persons/sq km and Australia= 3.007020281 persons/sq km.

    Now, assuming that 50% of the population is female (roughly)

    Therefore, the chance of finding a female in any given square km:

    Serbia= 40.5 females/sq km and Australia= 1.5 females/sq km

    And yet, despite the rarity of females in Australia, we still manage to produce girls of the quality shown in video posted by Uwe (who I have always considered to the a good judge of the female form )

    QED

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    Quote Originally Posted by DV52 View Post
    Boki Ar: Hello: I feel that I have to step-in and add another dimension to this debate - for the honor of a distant continent where "women glow and men chunder" (lyrics to a Aussie song that probably isn't known in Serbia).
    Men at Work didn't make his 1980's play list?!?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DV52 View Post
    Serbia = 88361 square kms , 7,164,000 population
    Australia = 7,692,000 square kms, 23,130,000 population

    Population density: Serbia = 81.07649302 persons/sq km and Australia= 3.007020281 persons/sq km.
    Hmm, yes, but what about habitable land mass? Whenever I see an aerial view of Australia - it's like a Polo mint. All green an lush around the edges, brown and barron in the middle. Or to use a more apt analogy for this forum, 'skin effect'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenerdiode View Post
    Hmm, yes, but what about habitable land mass? Whenever I see an aerial view of Australia - it's like a Polo mint. All green an lush around the edges, brown and barron in the middle. Or to use a more apt analogy for this forum, 'skin effect'
    Zenerdiode: It all depends how you define "habitable land mass". Just because it's brown in the centre, doesn't mean that it can't sustain human life - we have some remarkable aborigines down here that happily live in the deserts and they have done so for countless generations (amazing peoples)! Come true climate change, I suspect that they will be true survivors whilst we white-guys drink our own urine to keep alive!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DV52 View Post
    Come true climate change, I suspect that they will be true survivors whilst we white-guys drink our own urine to keep alive!!
    I have a better plan: Build some thorium-powered desalination plants and make your deserts bloom.
    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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