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    BIOLOGY EXAM:

    This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'.

    The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

    However, he wrote:

    1) It is perfect formula for the child.
    2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
    3) It is always the right temperature.
    4) It is inexpensive.
    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
    6) It is always available as needed.

    And then the student was stuck.

    Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

    7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

    He got an A+.

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    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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    Batman! The Batmobil won't start!
    Check the battery.
    What is tery..?

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    updating the emblem also...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Valere View Post
    Hello!
    I need to help me, please!
    I have a Skoda Octavia 3, from 2014, and my Webasto don't work now. My VCDS interface, 16.8.0 version show me 2 error, but i can't clear . I need security access code? And if yes, you can send me this code? Thank you!


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    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vaskoto1 View Post
    Batman! The Batmobil won't start!
    Check the battery.
    What is tery..?
    Question from a very young child: What did the riddler call Batman and Robin after he ran over them with a steam roller?
    Answer: Flatman and Ribbon!!
    VW Golf MkVII (MY13) - A3 8V hatch (MY17)

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