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    Not everything that's expressed in a GIF is a joke.

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    Grandmas don't know everything...
    Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
    He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
    'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

    She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'
    Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.


    A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
    'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
    And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.'

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    ^^^^ Da Tow'd- Hi.
    I knew that your story was going in the wrong direction after reading the first sentence -"Grandmas don't know everything..."

    What a very courageous thing to say (let alone enshrine in print) and according to my current lifetime partner ("CLP" in case Uwe wants to add it to the forum lexicon) - a totally scurrilous and inaccurate statement!!!

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    Cool

    If you see a bird rather than a cat, there is plenty of alcohol for today and in general.




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    VW Golf MkVII (MY13) - A3 8V hatch (MY17)

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    A buxom young lady decides to go for a swim in the ocean, so she wades in and is hit by a huge wave, tearing off her bikini top and washing it out to sea.
    She tries to cover herself up with her hands and arms and heads back to shore.
    Just as she walking is out of the water and heading for her beach towel and clothes,
    a little boy comes up to her and says, "Hey lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one with the brown nose."

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