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    Silence gives consent.

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    Lock-down of sick people: Quarantine
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    Lock-down of sick people: Quarantine
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    Lock-down of sick people: Quarantine
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    HAH I think I have seen that vehicle, or others with the same window print.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Dub View Post
    HAH I think I have seen that vehicle, or others with the same window print.
    Yeah, but look at the badges...
    Lock-down of sick people: Quarantine
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    Tonight here.


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    Mayday! Mayday!

    An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft!

    A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees!

    The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone!

    He yelled,
    "Mayday, mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack! I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory! I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph! Mayday, mayday!"

    The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone!

    "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions! The first thing is not to panic! Remain calm!"

    He began his series of questions:

    Tower : "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"

    Aircraft : "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me!"

    Tower : "Okay, that’s good, remain calm! How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"

    Aircraft : "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me!"

    Tower :
    "Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast! So how do you know you’re flying upside down?"

    Aircraft :
    “The crap in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!"

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    water main broke outside the office. I decided to go work from home, check out my battlestation




    3 desks at the home office and i'm stuck working on a kids table. Protip: lock your office

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santos View Post
    water main broke outside the office. I decided to go work from home, check out my battlestation

    3 desks at the home office and i'm stuck working on a kids table. Protip: lock your office
    You should just... let it go.
    Silence gives consent.

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