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    Quote Originally Posted by Jef View Post
    If you do this.....
    Wow, didn't know there was a 15HP version of the Type RT sticker. Needed that last weekend... was down 12% MAF due to altitude.

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    LOL... stealing this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwe View Post
    Don'tcha wish you had a forklift handy? Pull in from the other side (where there isn't even a car parked!) pick that brodozer up, and move it where it belongs (and I'll leave that destination to people's imagination).
    You don't need a forklift. Two trolley jacks will work just as good for taking out the trash.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vreihen View Post
    You don't need a forklift. Two trolley jacks will work just as good for taking out the trash.....
    hehe - one works with a small car:

    Dad had 3 car parks outside his Boat Dealership. One Friday night, we wanted to put the chains up, but a car was parked there, and we didn't know whose it was. We put a jack under the rear diff, and moved it backwards onto the road. We put the chains up, and left it like that.

    I don't know what happened - maybe the owner came back later and cursed us... or maybe the shop over the road saw it first - Cop Shop

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    Dear Abby:

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

    Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

    Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.

    What should I do?

    Signed: Clueless

    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're running for President of the United States. Act like one.

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    Q: Why is everyone in New York City always so depressed?

    A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!


    (For those who are not from around these parts, NYC is linked to NJ by several tunnels under the Hudson River. As for NJ, it is the target of many a joke.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by vreihen View Post
    Q: Why is everyone in New York City always so depressed?

    A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!


    (For those who are not from around these parts, NYC is linked to NJ by several tunnels under the Hudson River. As for NJ, it is the target of many a joke.)

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    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uwe View Post

    Uwe: the pic screams "CONTEXT"!! What's the back-story (and it begs the question - where does America end)?
    Last edited by DV52; 05-08-2015 at 07:25 PM.
    VW Golf MkVII (MY13) - A3 8V hatch (MY17)

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