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    Saw this awesome product over the weekend.


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    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
    The 87-year-old said "Well, I eat a lot of rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies".

    So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any rye bread?"

    She said "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said "I want five loaves".

    The sales lady said "My goodness... five loaves? By the time you get to the third loaf, it'll be hard".
    The 80-year old man replied "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me".

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    Making friends in lands far far away.
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    Auto-Scan, learn it, love it, live it... then check the fuses.

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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-morning.html

    Get off! Dog pulls hilarious expressions as cat insists on grooming it every morning
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    forum question:
    girls, i need urgently to gain 10 pounds and i tried everything! nothing seems to work! please, tell me what to do!??
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    die, bitch...


    i counted my calories over the holidays and it seems like my next feeding should take place somewhere in april...


    in sicily there are no jehovah witnesses.
    in general in sicily they don't like very much any witnesses...



    fellas, what should we drink for now, luck or health?
    i say, let's drink for the luck, because, you see, the pig was healthy, but simply ran out of luck...



    they say in korea there are no stray dogs, roaming around...
    well, have you ever seen a stray piglet roaming around in bulgaria?
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    Ford F-150 "Freight Train" Is the Hellaflush Pickup Truck

    https://www.autoevolution.com/news/f...ck-140688.html

    Let's go off road?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack@European_Parts View Post
    Dang, I could cut mowing Ross Meadow down to 2 hours from 12 with that bad boy!

    Not sure how well it would take the turns at the top of the meadow given the pitch. Our tractor creeping up the hill likes to lift a wheel as one turns...

    (Hoping the addition of the front loader will help that problem allowing a bit faster turns.)

    Fun machine Jack... Should we look for an old hulk and drop your V10 diesel on it? Enter a tractor pulling contest?

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    Fun machine Jack... Should we look for an old hulk and drop your V10 diesel on it? Enter a tractor pulling contest?
    Hey if RT or any of you Guys/Gals want to do something fun, please let me know.

    Right now I'm dreaming about building a VR6 twin turbo 1995 GTI, which was one year before OBD2 but thinking of adding OBD2 direct fire coils and MS4S yada yada.....

    I'm also dreaming about PUCC 4+2 & PUCC 4+4.

    Principle Ultra Clean Combustion designed by me to help save the need for AECD's and simplify the process to make less GHG's, more MPG and MORE POWER while being diversified as a multi-fuel operation!
    Don't count the internal combustion engine dead yet.

    That's Motorsports Innovation! at least to me it is, any asshole can delete a DTC in the stack or set a test flag to zero being "always ready", that is not talented!
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