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    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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    Cloner influenced by Japaneses porn.
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    @Dana did you try closing your sunroof?
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    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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    Santos: "I'd love to do American Ninja Warrior"
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    Santos: "Jump over cars?"
    Mike: "Cars? Fences.."

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    For reals people, keep Powerpubes at least 30 feet (9 meters) away from any VAG vehicle. Use the 180 LoadPro for testing.
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    I came across this pic randomly:



    And I met the same crab with an attitude earlier this year:



    "Nope, I'm not running away, and if you mess with me, you're gonna have a bad time!"
    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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    A man with a speech impediment was desperate to get a job with a tooth brush company as a salesman.

    After pestering the manager about giving him a chance, the manager finally agreed. He told the man if he could out sell the other two applicants, the job would be his. They were to meet in one month for the results.

    After the month went by they all got together with the manager. The manager asked the first man how many units he sold. The man replied " I sold 2,740 units". The manager replied "That's pretty respectable".

    He then asked the second applicant how many units he sold. "The applicant replied 3,298 units". The manager replied " wow, that's pretty darn good for your first month!!!"

    He then asked the man with the speech impediment how many units he sold. The man proudly replied "10,732 units". The manager freaked and asked how in the world he sold that many tooth brushes in one month???

    The man replied "Well.... I thought about it for a long time and decided to set up a taste testing booth at the local fair. People would come by and grab a sample. Make a face and say (eww... this tastes like crap!!!!). You know what I would tell them???? It is crap!!!!! Wanna buy a tooth brush??????"

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