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    Hi, hope everyone is doing well... Do not know if this was posted here before.. perhaps an old one, but still makes me laugh..




    Have a good Friday/weekend!

    drpeter

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    Sadly, their business is a lot about "collections" cause most guys are tool junkies... I don't even go into tool departments at the big box stores cause I know I will see something I ought to have that I will use someday.... I have a big tool box full of those items.

    When I get home with my new found love (tool), then I get this:


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    Bruce: If your current lifetime partner is anything like mine - I'm guessing that she (he?) accepted long ago that unique set of "Bruce idiosyncrasies".

    I agree - but these days my greatest concern when considering a new purchase for that vital, must-have tool is where to store-it. Garages are like gas-in-a-bottle: regardless of size, the available space is always filled!

    Don

    PS: and every garage must have one of these signs IMO:

    VW Golf MkVII (MY13) - A3 8V hatch (MY17)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DV52 View Post
    Bruce: If your current lifetime partner is anything like mine - I'm guessing that she (he?) accepted long ago that unique set of "Bruce idiosyncrasies".
    Acceptance does not negate the eye - roll Don. In fact, the acceptance seems to almost increase it!

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    Husband:
    My wife is gone.
    She left home last night and did not return

    Describe it. How tall is she?

    Husband:
    Uh, I'm not so sure, somewhere between 1.60 and 1.80

    Police Station Officer:
    Weight?

    Husband:
    I do not know. She's not thin or fat.

    Police Station Officer:
    Eye color?

    Husband:
    I think they're brown I never paid attention.

    Police Station Officer:
    Hair Color?

    Husband:
    It changes several times a year.
    Maybe blue now?
    I can not remember.

    Police Station Officer:
    What's the name on it?

    Husband:
    I guess pants or maybe a skirt or shorts?
    I do not know exactly.

    Police Station Officer:
    Which car is the vehicle?

    Husband:
    She was driving my Audi

    Police Station Officer:
    Which Audi was it?

    Husband (crying):

    Code:
    Audi A6 Avant Black Edition, 
    Ambient Lighting pack - A6, Front and outer rear heated seats, Valcona leather - Lunar silver + super sport seats, 3 spoke heated sports leather multifunction steering wheel with paddle shift, LED Matrix headlights with high beam assist, Pearlescent paint, Audi drive select, Audi parking system plus with front and rear sensors, Audible and visual fasten seat belt warning - front and rear, Cruise control, Driver's information system, MMI SD card Navigation, Mobile telephone preparationPAS, Service interval indicator, 3 point seatbelts on all seats, ABS-EBD, ASR traction control, Curtain airbags, Driver and passenger airbags, Driver-front passenger side airbags, Electromechanical parking brake, Electronic stability control, Front passenger airbag deactivation, Hill hold assist, Tyre pressure monitoring system, Warning triangle and first aid kit, Anti theft alarm, Anti-theft wheel bolts, Immobiliser, Keyless Start, Remote central locking, Audi music interface, Auxiliary input socket, DAB digital radio module, MMI Radio plus with CD player and bluetooth interface, SD card slot, USB connection, 12V power in rear centre console, 4 way electric lumbar support, 4 zone climate control, Aluminium door sill trims, Black cloth headlining, Double cargo floor, Electric front seats + driver memory, Front centre armrest, Front head restraints, Front-rear floor mats, Height adjustable front seats, Isofix front passenger and rear seat preparation, Jack and tool kit, Load lashing points, Luggage compartment cover, Luggage rails, Perforated leather gearknob, Rear headrests, Split folding rear seat, Auto dimming rear view mirror, Automatic headlights + automatic windscreen wipers, Body coloured bumpers, Body coloured door mirrors and handles, Body coloured roof spoiler, Door sill trims with S line logo, Electric front-rear windows, Headlight washers, High gloss black door mirrors, High gloss black finish B pillar, High gloss black triangular aperture at rear door, LED daytime running lights, LED rear lights, Light sensor, Platinum grey front lip spoiler, Privacy glass (to rear of B post), Rain sensor, Rear wiper, Alcantara door trim, Piano black finish inlay, Space saver spare wheel, Black Styling pack - A6 Avant, Non smoking pack - A6, Diesel particulate filter
    (At this point the crying turned into a howl)

    Police Station Officer:
    Don't worry, sir. We will find your Audi...


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