... it was funny to me....

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Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, 'When white man find land, natives running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Native man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.
 

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(4:29:12 PM) Andy: I have the [censored] who isn't our customer again
(4:30:49 PM) Dana: you could add that to the Clown file
(4:31:52 PM) Andy: aaaaand his customer is using a clone
(4:32:01 PM) Andy: I chewed out both of them

(5:14:11 PM) Santos___: the guy i just had bought a 3 vin ... I didn't know it was only 3 vins
(5:15:35 PM) Andy: or at least we should start drinking friday afternoons

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All we need now is the phone call for the [not possible] tweak, and that is the only reason for the purchase.
 

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2:24 PM Andy: I clicked More
2:30 PM Uwe-FL: I just got that shit too.
2:36 PM Mike: Andy, you know your phone can screeenshot?
2:37 PM Mike: Or at least if it's like any other phone it should be able to.
2:37 PM Andy: DroidX?
2:37 PM Andy: power and volume or something?
2:37 PM Andy: I'm too lazy to figure it out on a phone that isn't my daily
2:38 PM Andy: droidx just lives on my desk waiting for reasons to exist
2:38 PM Andy: like taking a picture of my iphone in the car
2:38 PM Mike: So how did you take a picture of your phone?
2:38 PM Mike: Do you have two phones lol?
2:38 PM Andy: yes
2:38 PM Andy: my main phone is an iphone 6s plus
2:38 PM eric: I'd feel for Andy if the droidx was his only phone
2:38 PM Andy: my side chick is a droidx
2:39 PM Andy: don't tell my iphone, #BroCode
 

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You know, I had that exact same thought after I had them all wrapped, but I didn't want to get on any NSA/DEA/ATF lists before I sent the package. ;)

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All jokes aside, thank you for the Phaeton modules, Jason :thanks:
[ marlonbrando ] Some day, and that day has probably already come and gone years ago, I will call upon you to do me a Phaeton-related service. But until that day, accept that pile of crap as a gift on the day my daughter sent another car to the dump. [ /marlonbrando ]
 

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Packing up some other modules I kept, along with other decontamination of the house and grounds in preparation for the in-laws to visit this weekend.

When picking up the driver's seat control module, I thought it pretty darn heavy for a plastic box and a circuit board. Upon opening, found 40% of said plastic box to be, in fact, a solid block of aluminum heatsink. This is why I need a water-cooled alternator and a new VPS battery every 3 years.

Driver comfort: SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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