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    They have finally figured out what caused Tiger...

    They have finally figured out what caused Tiger Woods mid career slump. As you know, he admired his father a lot and looked up to him for everything. An old video was found of Tiger and his Dad...
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    https://youtu.be/cY1YndLmbXQ

    https://youtu.be/cY1YndLmbXQ
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    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on...

    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's...
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    received this today on my birthday SEX AT 73 I...

    received this today on my birthday
    SEX AT 73
    I just took a
    leaflet out of my mailbox,
    informing me that I can
    'have sex at 73.'
    I'm so happy, because I live at
    number 71.
    So it's...
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    BIOLOGY EXAM: This is straight from Scotland....

    BIOLOGY EXAM:

    This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'.

    The...
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    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered...

    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that...
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    While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local...

    While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

    They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was...
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    forgive me if this was submitted here before- I...

    forgive me if this was submitted here before- I like it


    I went to the bar last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
    I said to her, "Nice legs."
    The girl giggled and said with a...
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    During my last physical examination, the doctor...

    During my last physical examination, the doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
    I described a typical day this way:

    "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km...
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    A buxom young lady decides to go for a swim in...

    A buxom young lady decides to go for a swim in the ocean, so she wades in and is hit by a huge wave, tearing off her bikini top and washing it out to sea.
    She tries to cover herself up with her...
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    Fifty years ago I got discharged from the USAF in...

    Fifty years ago I got discharged from the USAF in Miami and visited my folks I got a job working with my dad doing interior finishing work in 7-11 stores. Miami just wasn't up to where I wanted to...
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    Grandmas don't know everything... Little Tony...

    Grandmas don't know everything...
    Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
    He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the...
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    A man with a speech impediment was desperate to...

    A man with a speech impediment was desperate to get a job with a tooth brush company as a salesman.

    After pestering the manager about giving him a chance, the manager finally agreed. He told the...
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    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two...

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

    I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a...
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    https://youtu.be/WAc-TcMMTV8

    https://youtu.be/WAc-TcMMTV8
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    A guy walks into a bar and demands a shot of...

    A guy walks into a bar and demands a shot of 12-yr old malt.

    The barman says to himself "Rude bastard, he'll never know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old blended whisky.

    The...
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    I was installing a new door and found that one of...

    I was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
    I asked my wife if she would go to Lowes and pick up a hinge. She agreed
    to go. While she was waiting for the manager,...
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    Chelse Clinton is having a typical...

    Chelse Clinton is having a typical mother-daughter conversation with Hillary. She makes a mistake and let's it slip that she's having an affair with a married man.

    "Oh, my goodness!" says Hillary....
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    As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport,...

    As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

    They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where...
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    Mayday! Mayday! An air traffic control tower...

    Mayday! Mayday!

    An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft!

    A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees!...
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    New Supermarket In Oklahoma A new supermarket...

    New Supermarket In Oklahoma

    A new supermarket opened in Norman. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the...
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    oldie but goodie A dog lover, whose female dog...

    oldie but goodie

    A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," was concerned about keeping it and her
    male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two
    ...
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    Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S....

    Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the...
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    A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art...

    A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned and asked to
    speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

    The art collector replied, "I've had an...
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    https://photos.smugmug.com/2018/i-McZ2j5t/0/508512...

    https://photos.smugmug.com/2018/i-McZ2j5t/0/50851228/X2/PBY-St-Anthony-X2.jpg
    PBY ex Canso forest fire water bomber in St. Anthony Newfoundland
    one of my all time favorite planes
    Hank

    Canon G1X
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