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    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered...

    I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that...
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    While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local...

    While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.

    They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was...
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    forgive me if this was submitted here before- I...

    forgive me if this was submitted here before- I like it


    I went to the bar last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
    I said to her, "Nice legs."
    The girl giggled and said with a...
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    During my last physical examination, the doctor...

    During my last physical examination, the doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
    I described a typical day this way:

    "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km...
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    A buxom young lady decides to go for a swim in...

    A buxom young lady decides to go for a swim in the ocean, so she wades in and is hit by a huge wave, tearing off her bikini top and washing it out to sea.
    She tries to cover herself up with her...
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    Fifty years ago I got discharged from the USAF in...

    Fifty years ago I got discharged from the USAF in Miami and visited my folks I got a job working with my dad doing interior finishing work in 7-11 stores. Miami just wasn't up to where I wanted to...
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    Grandmas don't know everything... Little Tony...

    Grandmas don't know everything...
    Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
    He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the...
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    A man with a speech impediment was desperate to...

    A man with a speech impediment was desperate to get a job with a tooth brush company as a salesman.

    After pestering the manager about giving him a chance, the manager finally agreed. He told the...
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    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two...

    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

    I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a...
  10. Thread: Random Videos

    by Da Tow'd
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    https://youtu.be/WAc-TcMMTV8

    https://youtu.be/WAc-TcMMTV8
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    A guy walks into a bar and demands a shot of...

    A guy walks into a bar and demands a shot of 12-yr old malt.

    The barman says to himself "Rude bastard, he'll never know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old blended whisky.

    The...
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    I was installing a new door and found that one of...

    I was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
    I asked my wife if she would go to Lowes and pick up a hinge. She agreed
    to go. While she was waiting for the manager,...
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    Chelse Clinton is having a typical...

    Chelse Clinton is having a typical mother-daughter conversation with Hillary. She makes a mistake and let's it slip that she's having an affair with a married man.

    "Oh, my goodness!" says Hillary....
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    As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport,...

    As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.

    They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where...
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    Mayday! Mayday! An air traffic control tower...

    Mayday! Mayday!

    An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft!

    A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees!...
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    New Supermarket In Oklahoma A new supermarket...

    New Supermarket In Oklahoma

    A new supermarket opened in Norman. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the...
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    oldie but goodie A dog lover, whose female dog...

    oldie but goodie

    A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," was concerned about keeping it and her
    male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two
    ...
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    Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S....

    Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the...
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    A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art...

    A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned and asked to
    speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

    The art collector replied, "I've had an...
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    https://photos.smugmug.com/2018/i-McZ2j5t/0/508512...

    https://photos.smugmug.com/2018/i-McZ2j5t/0/50851228/X2/PBY-St-Anthony-X2.jpg
    PBY ex Canso forest fire water bomber in St. Anthony Newfoundland
    one of my all time favorite planes
    Hank

    Canon G1X
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    A Texas rancher was visiting a farmer in Israel....

    A Texas rancher was visiting a farmer in Israel. The proud Israeli showed him around. "Here is where I grow tomatoes, cucumbers, and squash. Over there I built a play set for my kids, next to the...
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    Two old guys were chatting..... One said...

    Two old guys were chatting.....


    One said to the other:



    "My 75th birthday was yesterday.

    The wife gave me SUV".
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    t-shirts today with a saying. If I say I will...

    t-shirts today with a saying.

    If I say I will do it. I will do it. No need to remind me every 6 months.

    I thought growing old would take longer.

    If I'm ever on life support. Unplug me, then...
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    This one most likely been told before but had me...

    This one most likely been told before but had me laughing

    IMMUTABLE LAWS

    Law of Mechanical Repair
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have...
  25. Thread: Random Photos

    by Da Tow'd
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    https://photos.smugmug.com/2018/i-jvTrsfb/0/2a96af...

    https://photos.smugmug.com/2018/i-jvTrsfb/0/2a96af53/X2/tanis-lobster-feast-X2.jpg
    We are visiting old friends in Nova Scotia Canada and had a great local dinner
    Hank

    Canon G1x
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