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    yes, all that is good.

    yes, all that is good.
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    now that you've mentioned it... this car had...

    now that you've mentioned it... this car had issue with the onboard voltage. it appeared to be a weak connection in the passenger's foot-well, and was recently fixed. we found that out after the...
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    well, apparently upon their completion i should...

    well, apparently upon their completion i should expect the module to stop being "defective", should i?
    or there is another catch..?
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    darn... if anybody here comes across these...

    darn...
    if anybody here comes across these instructions-please share...
    thanks!
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    tried this. won't work. the faults didn't clean...

    tried this. won't work. the faults didn't clean and reappear-they just stay there... no action ever changes the status quo... as i understand this procedure-it has to go away and then reappear, so if...
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    Audi A8 4E weird ABS behavour...

    Hi guys. Need a hand with something, that really bugs me for a while...
    Friends bought this vehicle and ever since they bought the damn thing they have this issue with this controller...
    Long story...
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    A married man for 20 years was in a terrible...

    A married man for 20 years was in a terrible accident where his private parts were severely damaged and had to be amputated.
    After waking up and receiving the news, the doctor said to him:
    Do not...
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    You know that before the invention of the sabre...

    You know that before the invention of the sabre sabretooth tigers had teeth, that looked like crap...
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    do you know why the toilet paper got 3 plies? one...

    do you know why the toilet paper got 3 plies? one ply goes directly to the IRS...
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    Little Johnny's in his math class. The teacher is...

    Little Johnny's in his math class. The teacher is explaining subtraction to the kids. She poses this question to the class: "If three pigeons are perched on a wire and you shoot one off, how many are...
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    Little Johny woke up in the morning and went to...

    Little Johny woke up in the morning and went to the bathroom where he saw a completely strange to him man shaving in front of the mirror.
    -Hey mister isn’t you the new babysitter?
    -No kid I’m the...
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    i was travelling the tube yesterday, and there...

    i was travelling the tube yesterday, and there was a young man, standing next to the door, holding a box from iphone 6. at the moment the doors started to close, the box was torn from his hand by...
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    new york, downtown. every morning bulgarian...

    new york, downtown. every morning bulgarian immigrant is leaving his car at a small garage for diagnostics and picks it up every evening. the shop owner was puzzled and one day he decides to ask what...
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    stepmom to snow-white: oh, dear! you seem to...

    stepmom to snow-white:
    oh, dear! you seem to have gained a bit... want me to let you in on a killer diet with apples?
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    four in a room and only one is working? three...

    four in a room and only one is working?
    three government employees and an air conditioner...
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    anesthesiologist is boarding a plane-long flight....

    anesthesiologist is boarding a plane-long flight. right after takeoff, the stewardess makes an announcement: is there an anesthesiologist on board? please go to first class, seat 12 immediately! the...
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    a guy bathes in the river, clothes on. -why are...

    a guy bathes in the river, clothes on.
    -why are you all dressed?
    -i'm washing my clothes.
    -don't you have a washing machine???
    -i do, but it makes me dizzy...
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    jeoffry got up early, didn't wake his wife, made...

    jeoffry got up early, didn't wake his wife, made himself breakfast, took his rifle and went moose hunting.
    the overall number of moose in the forest rose by one that day...
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    a hunter got lost far in the north. wandering...

    a hunter got lost far in the north. wandering around he meets inuit with a sled.
    -are we close to the village? the hunter asked.
    -yes. said the inuit.
    -will you take me with you?
    -hop on......
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    A mid-aged couple walking hand in hand meets an...

    A mid-aged couple walking hand in hand meets an old friend on the main street:
    Hey guys, how are you?
    You know, I've always admire your relationship! You've been married now how long? 16 years?...
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    I resemble the brain-said the wallnut. I...

    I resemble the brain-said the wallnut.
    I resemble the sun-said the orange.
    I resemble the heart-said the strawberry.
    Guys, let's change the subject, shall we?-said the banana...
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    wonder if i can interest you in this fine example...

    wonder if i can interest you in this fine example of russian elite car production from the '60s? :popcorn:...
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    Sheamus and Murphy were sitting at a bar, sipping...

    Sheamus and Murphy were sitting at a bar, sipping beers and counting their change. It appeared they have managed somehow to muster couple of bucks.
    Sheamus said: Stay here-I got a plan! Got up, went...
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    A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A...

    A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
    single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

    Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his...
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    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,...

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

    “I’d...
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