an old man, driving his old banger comes to an intersection and couldn't stop as a brand new bentley crosses his path.
he hits it in the door...
from the bentley climbs down furious 7 feet tall...
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an old man, driving his old banger comes to an intersection and couldn't stop as a brand new bentley crosses his path.
he hits it in the door...
from the bentley climbs down furious 7 feet tall...
it goes pretty much like this. story of my life...
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math class at school. the teacher asks a question: now, children, on a wire are 5 birds. if you shoot one, how many will remain there?
little jimmy says: well, mam, the sound of the shot will spook...
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only...
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Yesterday I went to the cardiology. There was Christmas decoration lights, hearts.
Went immediately up to gynecology, only because I got so curious…
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updating the emblem also...
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Batman! The Batmobil won't start!
Check the battery.
What is tery..?
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medieval scottish village. the elders gathered the villagers.
-listen, we have two bad news...
first is that our lord has reestablished the right of the first night again...
voice from the crowd:...
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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being too good in bed.
After two minutes she said all charges were being dropped due to a lack of evidence.
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A hunter comes back home from a hunting trip, all raggedy and torn. His friend sees him dragging towards his house:
-What's up man? Why are you in this sorry state? Where have you been? What...
A man got lost in the woods. Realy, truly lost... Starts screaming from the top of his lungs: Heeellp! Hellloooooo!!! Is there anybody arround here?!? A bear comes out of the bushes: Yeah, I'm here....