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    My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and...

    My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being too good in bed.
    After two minutes she said all charges were being dropped due to a lack of evidence.
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    A hunter comes back home from a hunting trip, all...

    A hunter comes back home from a hunting trip, all raggedy and torn. His friend sees him dragging towards his house:
    -What's up man? Why are you in this sorry state? Where have you been? What...
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    A man got lost in the woods. Realy, truly lost......

    A man got lost in the woods. Realy, truly lost... Starts screaming from the top of his lungs: Heeellp! Hellloooooo!!! Is there anybody arround here?!? A bear comes out of the bushes: Yeah, I'm here....
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    Two guys, classmates from the high school meet....

    Two guys, classmates from the high school meet. Both in college now.
    One asks the other about his studies.
    Well, we study logic, psychology and philosophy now.
    Itís all the same man, whatís the...
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    bartender! open me one of them beers, boy! how...

    bartender!
    open me one of them beers, boy! how much?
    30$, sir.
    close it back...
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    two guys meet. hey, dude. how's it going?...

    two guys meet.
    hey, dude. how's it going?
    normally.
    what's up?
    not much.
    how are the kids?
    they are doing allright.
    how's the wife?
    she also.
    how's the job?
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    casual flight. the pilot announces over the...

    casual flight. the pilot announces over the speaker system: dear passengers, this is your capitain speaking. our flight today is going normally, we are currently on 11800 meters altitude, travelling...
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    you better watch it! you never know who's reading...

    you better watch it! you never know who's reading here...:cool:
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    ...and said god to noah: you better make backup,...

    ...and said god to noah:
    you better make backup, 'cause i'm gonna format...
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    two cowboys bumped into each other in a bar,...

    two cowboys bumped into each other in a bar, after a few drinks.
    - i got to tell you. i'm considered the fastest hand in the entire wild west!
    -well, alright. but i still prefer women...
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    scrolling along in the small adds section i read:...

    scrolling along in the small adds section i read:
    man 40 years looks for sex.
    then the real question dawned on me... is it a missing comma, or a huge tragedy?
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    an ambulance driver: -hey, doc, look at this...

    an ambulance driver:
    -hey, doc, look at this guy? three times in a row in the e.r. he junky or something?
    -nope. the guy just got married a month ago. his wife still learns to cook...
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    hey, man. what's up? not much, i'm watching a...

    hey, man. what's up?
    not much, i'm watching a weight lifting competition on tv...
    men or women?
    well, i still can't figure that out...
    ...
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    My granpa destroyed 36 german aircraft during...

    My granpa destroyed 36 german aircraft during WW2! To this day he is holding the record for worst Luftwaffe mecanic...
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    a german tourist walks into a bar in the big...

    a german tourist walks into a bar in the big apple:
    -two martinies.
    -dry?
    - nein, zwei...
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    the advantage of having whole-wheat cookies for...

    the advantage of having whole-wheat cookies for breakfast is that when you run out-you can eat the box as well... tastes almost the same...
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    a squirrel accidentally tried a sip of whiskey...

    a squirrel accidentally tried a sip of whiskey and immediately realized the reason she had been collecting hazelnuts her entire life...
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    yes, all that is good.

    yes, all that is good.
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    now that you've mentioned it... this car had...

    now that you've mentioned it... this car had issue with the onboard voltage. it appeared to be a weak connection in the passenger's foot-well, and was recently fixed. we found that out after the...
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