My table in the Uwe's bar, about Serbia etc...

[Boki Ar]

Dear friends,

i'm from Serbia, Republic of former Yugoslavia. What people are saying about us: country of friendly and sociable people, beautiful women and beautiful nature... Phrases on which I would not talk, nor about politics and wars. I'm not much interested in it.


Sport! Yes ! Country of origin good athletes. For start, please let me introduce Ivana, our Olympic bronze medalist.

There are many more, who are interested in: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbia

For this evening that much.

Sincerely,
Boyan
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[Uwe]

Nice... But hard to beat Australia's title from 2012:

 

[Boki Ar]

I agree. But... butt... bbb-but (i started to stutter) Australia has 23 million people, Serbia only 7.

My ex car in my street and my home in Arandjelovac, about ~70km from Belgrade:

Photo - Motorola MB525 Defy

 

[Boki Ar]

What i can see from my windows...

Sony Ericcson K750i

 

[Boki Ar]

On top of the mountain Bukulja is touristic watchtower, take a look at up:

and vice-versa:

 

[DV52]

I agree. But... butt... bbb-but (i started to stutter) Australia has 23 million people, Serbia only 7.

Boki Ar: Hello: I feel that I have to step-in and add another dimension to this debate - for the honor of a distant continent where "women glow and men chunder" (lyrics to a Aussie song that probably isn't known in Serbia). First I must preempt my remarks, by saying that Serbia certainly has a fine looking female population.

BUT...BUTT...bbb-but........ you have forgotten a vital and crucial aspect in your response (IMO). It's a well known fact (to me at least) that the fecundity and the visual quality of a country's female progeny is linked more to population density, rather than just population!

So, on the basis of this well-known theory (to me at least), I think that you will agree that the following logic is inescapable (my apology to any females reading this totally sexist analysis):

Serbia = 88361 square kms , 7,164,000 population
Australia = 7,692,000 square kms, 23,130,000 population

Population density: Serbia = 81.07649302 persons/sq km and Australia= 3.007020281 persons/sq km.

Now, assuming that 50% of the population is female (roughly)

Therefore, the chance of finding a female in any given square km:

Serbia= 40.5 females/sq km and Australia= 1.5 females/sq km

And yet, despite the rarity of females in Australia, we still manage to produce girls of the quality shown in video posted by Uwe (who I have always considered to the a good judge of the female form )

QED

Don

 

[Boki Ar]

Well, I agree.

My intention was to make jokes but i could not in any other way emphasizes the but(t)... My Eng. is not good enough.

Who is Aussie, any link, please... Ozborn? Man At Work...

 

[vreihen]

Boki Ar: Hello: I feel that I have to step-in and add another dimension to this debate - for the honor of a distant continent where "women glow and men chunder" (lyrics to a Aussie song that probably isn't known in Serbia).

Men at Work didn't make his 1980's play list?!?!?!?!?

 

[Boki Ar]

According to play list for this week, no. I have to call my friend and we put this artist for next week.

 

[Boki Ar]

Bammental, BW, Germany...

 

[DV52]

Bammental, BW, Germany...

Only one car parked in the correct direction (must be owned by an Aussie)- guess which one it is!!

Don

 

[Boki Ar]

Neusatz, BW, Germany...

Bühl...

...and today...

Motorola MB 525

 

[Boki Ar]

Serbia...

Braking...

And applause of passengers, this apparatus has bad "shock absorbers", so it seems.

 

[Boki Ar]

Magpie. Every morning this bird wakes me up. Knocking on my door three times and run. With a little perseverance, i managed to record it...

Sony Ericsson K750i through a "darkly" glass

 

[DV52]

Magpie. Every morning this bird wakes me up. Knocking on my door three times and run. With a little perseverance, i managed to record it...

Sony Ericsson K750i through a "darkly" glass

Boki: Here's a picture of a pair of very "strange" friends who regularly sit outside our kitchen window! The bird on the left is a King Parrot and the one on the right is a kookaburra. They tolerate each other because they eat different foods (parrot is a seed-eater whereas the Kooka is a carnivore) But I would gladly swap your magpie for the Kooka - it (and its large family) has an annoying habit of carolling at the first sight of morning sun. Very annoying when I'm trying to sleep - still I could be awoken by worse noises!!

Don

taken with Sony DSC-RX100 (heavily cropped to exclude boring-stuff)

 

[Boki Ar]

For me was confusing the way it works. Just three times , just like my father when came. He does not use the door-chime.

 

[NZDubNurd]

I've taken a few shots out of my kitchen window lately.

There were about 15 birds (Sparrows, Mynahs and Pukekos), all eating the chicken food/pellets.

There was a massive rat too.

I can't post the shots... It wasn't a camera

 

[DV52]

I've taken a few shots out of my kitchen window lately.

There were about 15 birds (Sparrows, Mynahs and Pukekos), all eating the chicken food/pellets.

There was a massive rat too.

I can't post the shots... It wasn't a camera

Uwe: This post should probably be moved to "Advice on weaponry" thread!!!!!!!!

 

[Boki Ar]

I would not "have the heart" to shoot the birds.

The rat is a greater threat to the chickens.

 

[NZDubNurd]

I would not "have the heart" to shoot the birds.

The rat is a greater threat to the chickens.

I actually only fired at the Rat