Update time. I was still getting intermittent symptoms of this problem, so I pulled the battery and took it in for warranty. Their handheld battery tester said it was fine, but it tested so far above the rated CCA capacity that I insisted they use a different tester, which they did in the back of the store, then they sullenly gave me my warranty. Apparently it was a bit cooked after all.
That still didn't solve the problem, so I started digging into the battery harnesses a little, and I found something. Probing with my multimeter, I couldn't get a consistent solid tone when continuity checking between the battery sensor's 12V feed wire and the electrical manifold here inside the positive terminal clamp assembly.
THIS IDIOT LITTLE DINGUS SCREW might have been the cause of my A7's electrical problems all along!
That blue wire is the battery positive feed to the battery current sensor. It wasn't even finger tight - I could spin the screw freely with my fingers. So I pulled it off, cleaned up the ring terminal and mating surface, then reattached it using the German torque spec (guten tight). I'll be keeping an eye on this one, and if it comes loose again, I'm throwing orange Loctite at it.