Whatever you put on the invoice some clever dick lawyer would find a way around it. We are VAT registered and have to provide an invoice, no cash jobs allowed. As a friend of mine once said, you can screw around with the Police and other officials but don't fuck with the tax man, they have more powers than than MI5!
A classic example of UK stupidity, If i change a battery I have to keep it secure until it can be handed over and signed off for recycling, if I left it outside in a locked compound and someone entered illegally, took the battery and then dumped it, it is my responsivity. Another, if someone broke into my buildings and hurt themselves with some chemicals we had in an open cupboard, they can sue me! I heard last week that someone stole a motorbike from outside a friends garage and sped off only to find it had no brakes, the company fixing the bike are being sued by the thief for his injuries! Another new UK law, children born as a result of rape will now be automatically classified as victims.