... it was funny to me....

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Gonna order some next time I am in a fancy restaurant 🤣
 

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Waitress : "Still or Sparkling ?"

Me : "Hose please !"
 

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Then again "sparkling hose" has a certain panache - could get a boy into trouble though if you pronounce it wrong where the waitress thinks you just asked for some "sparkling hoes" to be brought to your table... "I am sorry sir, but this is not that kind of establishment." 🤣
 
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Best use of AI today - full marks Mr Soot - you made me glow laughing at that !

EDIT - Its a bleeding ear worm as well - the chorus is in my head now LOL
 

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Got any hoes...

 

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H/T daily timewaster blog ...

Got it! ...

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The tale of a thief, an open garage door, and a gas can ... (H/T just a car guy blog)​


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A year or so ago, an IQ0 delivery driver, threw a big box emblazoned with the eBay logo, over the gate into our car park at 7pm on a bank holiday weekend. Come Tuesday, obviously it wasn’t there and we were none the wiser until a week later, a community protection officer (you know, the ones too thick to join the Police) came in and tried to fine us for dumping plastic waste. We politely told him to go fuck himself and where was this waste. It was only a few streets away and when we retrieved it, we found it was eBay packaging. What the opportunistic toe rag had nicked was box of hundreds of empty eBay Jiffy bags, I dearly wished I could have been nearby to hear the howls and profanities of excruciating disappointment.
 
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The tale of a thief, an open garage door, and a gas can ... (H/T just a car guy blog)​


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Maybe this is the epilogue to the story above ...

 

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