... it was funny to me....

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Grandmas don't know everything...
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'
Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.


A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.'
 

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^^^^ Da Tow'd- Hi.
I knew that your story was going in the wrong direction after reading the first sentence -"Grandmas don't know everything..."

What a very courageous thing to say (let alone enshrine in print) and according to my current lifetime partner ("CLP" in case Uwe wants to add it to the forum lexicon) - a totally scurrilous and inaccurate statement!!!:D

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A buxom young lady decides to go for a swim in the ocean, so she wades in and is hit by a huge wave, tearing off her bikini top and washing it out to sea.
She tries to cover herself up with her hands and arms and heads back to shore.
Just as she walking is out of the water and heading for her beach towel and clothes,
a little boy comes up to her and says, "Hey lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one with the brown nose."
 

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During my last physical examination, the doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through bush.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees - (ahhh, what a relief.)
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers"
Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied,



"I'm just a shitty golfer".
 

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I'm not sure because we don't get hurricanes visiting here - Would this really work (posted today on Golfmk7 forum)?



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I'm not sure because we don't get hurricanes visiting here - Would this really work (posted today on Golfmk7 forum)?
Well, it's not like Australia doesn't get them. I think you guys just call them "cyclones".



Of course I do see that none of them come down to where you are in Melbourne.

As far as will that work? That place looks like it would fall down if someone's car back-fired in its general direction, so I guess every little bit helps? :confused:

-Uwe-

PS: Have a look here.
 
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