... it was funny to me....

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And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say man what are you doin' here?


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I saw a tattoo like that while in Panera two weeks ago...same location. Unfortunately, I couldn't tell if the shift pattern was correct.
 

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The left side could possibly have been accurate-ish for a GM with skip-shift:



More likely the tattoo artist doesn't drive a manual and the canvas was too drunk to notice/care. :)
 

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Poking around in my car this morning....
Challenge: Run the tank mostly dry, find a station that sells non-ethanol fuel, fill it up, and report the values after most of a tank of real fuel. :D

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It seems Bruce was at the Denso plant in East Tennessee the other day:

 

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It seems Bruce was at the Denso plant in East Tennessee the other day:

Nope - that's cousin Terry Hairy. Us northern bears have much better grooming and we walk with proper style not that Tennessee Hill Billy Bear walk. He must not be eatin well.. he looks too skinny. Hard times down south?
 

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Santos: "I'd love to do American Ninja Warrior"
Mike: "Just do Hispanic Ninja Warrior"
Santos: "Jump over cars?"
Mike: "Cars? Fences.."
 

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I came across this pic randomly:



And I met the same crab with an attitude earlier this year:



"Nope, I'm not running away, and if you mess with me, you're gonna have a bad time!"
 

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A man with a speech impediment was desperate to get a job with a tooth brush company as a salesman.

After pestering the manager about giving him a chance, the manager finally agreed. He told the man if he could out sell the other two applicants, the job would be his. They were to meet in one month for the results.

After the month went by they all got together with the manager. The manager asked the first man how many units he sold. The man replied " I sold 2,740 units". The manager replied "That's pretty respectable".

He then asked the second applicant how many units he sold. "The applicant replied 3,298 units". The manager replied " wow, that's pretty darn good for your first month!!!"

He then asked the man with the speech impediment how many units he sold. The man proudly replied "10,732 units". The manager freaked and asked how in the world he sold that many tooth brushes in one month???

The man replied "Well.... I thought about it for a long time and decided to set up a taste testing booth at the local fair. People would come by and grab a sample. Make a face and say (eww... this tastes like crap!!!!). You know what I would tell them???? It is crap!!!!! Wanna buy a tooth brush??????"
 
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