... it was funny to me....

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I'm going to drop this here, where anyone can pick it up and use it as appropriate:

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For the uninitiated, copy & paste this: [img]https://i.imgur.com/CLj11Rd.jpg[/img]

Oh, and the forum has a bookmark feature:

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You're right. A lot of trouble was caused by such jokes.

There is also a video of a girl "setting up" her grandmother like this. Everything went well.

Although I saw that it was not funny to anyone else, except you. Balkan humor, that's how it is.
To me, the grandfather's face from the video was a reminder of the famous movie. ;)
 

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I set aside for tonight:

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I will be free to add another delicious joke, if there is one. :D
 
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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam
papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have
five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking tha law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz
more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno"
 

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He killed people because they delayed a "beer run"? that's terrible!
Yeah, strikes me as disproportionate too, but the video is cut. Did they perhaps attack him?

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He killed people because they delayed a "beer run"?

Justifiable homicide delaying a trip for 🥃 , been there but we are not allowed to carry guns and I don’t do physical contact with humans.
 
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