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    An elderly lady went to court for shoplifting.

    What is it that you stole?” the judge asked her.

    Well, Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches.”

    Alright. How many peaches were in the can?”

    Six,” she answered, wondering what he would ask that for.

    Okay. Well, I’m going to give you six days of jail, since there were six peaches in the can, okay?
    Does that sound fair to you?”

    Yes, Your Honor. I suppose it does.”

    “Your Honor!” her husband piped up. I thought you should also know… she also stole a can of peas…”

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    Local hardware store has everything you would need and more!

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    this is more sad than funny, but I digress.


    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...-the-internet/


    As an NRA member, I don't think I could be more frustrated with their recent decisions and discussions.


    With the shitstorm of florida, now they want to award (one of) the most hated man on the internet??!?!?!!!?



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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Dub View Post
    this is more sad than funny, but I digress.


    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...-the-internet/


    As an NRA member, I don't think I could be more frustrated with their recent decisions and discussions.


    With the shitstorm of florida, now they want to award (one of) the most hated man on the internet??!?!?!!!?
    D-Dub: I had never heard-of the Charlton Heston Courage Under Fire Award.

    Without meaning any offense (because none is intended) and fully acknowledging Mr Heston's world-wide notoriety both as a Hollywood star and as a spokesperson for the NRA - did the said Hollywood actor also have a reputation in America (or among the NRA fraternity) for said courage under fire?

    I simply ask because I assume that the ranks of the NRA is replete with members that have genuinely exhibited this trait in real life

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    neither have I.

    no offense taken.

    no idea.

    so would I.

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