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    Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Los Angeles Airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered, elderly woman from the South.



    When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."



    The lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."



    The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."



    Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, bless your heart."



    The first woman continued, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."



    Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, bless your heart."



    The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"



    "My husband sent me to Charm School," declared the Southern lady.



    "Charm School?" the first woman said, amazed. "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"



    The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying, 'Who gives a shit?' I learned to say, 'Well, bless your heart'!"

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    Why didn't they just keep feeding the machine quarters and trying to pick him out?????

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/5729014581001/

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    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.


    One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.


    The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.


    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.


    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.


    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.


    Women blink twice as often as men.


    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.


    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.


    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


    Women : will be finished reading this by now.


    Men: are still busy checking their thumbs.

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    The engineering problems are likely insurmountable. It would be like proposing to land a rocket booster section on a barge floating in the middle of the ocean.

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