I just want the train horn :-)
It's funny in our house: Mrs DubNurds BMW has a horrendously loud horn, that sounds amazing, but is super quiet inside the car (you need it loud outside, for the Audi drivers who's indicators are broken, because Audi is the new BMW, apparently!
)
My '72 Beetle on the other hand... it has the standard horn - I'm sure we're all familiar with the exact sound. The trouble is, It sounds like it's
in the glovebox! It's very loud IN the car, and sounds a bit feeble outside