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[SaVAGeSoot]

Mad P0w3r y0.... or black ice

 

[Eric]

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www.bmwusa.com

"The standard M Sport Differential and Adaptive M Suspension keep your M550i xDrive responsive and maneuverable, with superior torque distribution and control through sharp corners and curves."
Well, technically BMW doesn't say anything about straight lines there

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

I'm no body guy.... but that won't buff out

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

For the record..... I would also crash trying to decipher what that sign says.... I might actually crash driving home now as I'll be trying to figure it out in my head.....

 

[Uwe]

The local drivers have been on a roll lately!

So the first time I was watching this video, I figured that car had to be running from the police and I was expecting the cop car that was chasing him to appear.

But then Eric posted the follow-up:

But wait, there's more!

And I was like, based on the sound and the idiot behavior, that had to be a Mustang!

Nope. It's an $80k BMW! <SMH>

-Uwe-

 

[Uwe]

I would also crash trying to decipher what that sign says....

Good luck. The store at that gas station has something of a reputation for selling questionable things.

-Uwe-

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Good luck. The store at that gas station has something of a reputation for selling questionable things.

-Uwe-

The good news is..... I managed to drive home and back into work without crashing.
The bad news is...... I still have no idea what dafuq that sign says.
The really bad news is.... I suspect whoever posts that sign is consuming the same questionable things the store sell.

 

[Uwe]

I still have no idea what dafuq that sign says.

Well, one of the items they're "advertising" is K RATO M.

Kratom has opiate properties and some stimulant-like effects.

So kinda like a Speedball. But quasi-legal.

I suspect whoever posts that sign is consuming the same questionable things the store sell.

I wouldn't rule that out.

-Uwe-

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

I love free education! Thank you.

 

[Uwe]

I love free education!

All you need to know:





-Uwe-

 

[NZDubNurd]

OK, Mr Mackey.

 

[nugentp]

Its official @Uwe is king of the meme !

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

At least South Park is known outside our border

 

[Uwe]

Its official @Uwe is king of the meme !

-Uwe-

 

[Uwe]

-Uwe-

 

[stefdds]

 

[stefdds]

-Uwe-

I'm guessing a psychology or Philosophy major! I posted on his YT channel to come and join the forum.

 

[Eric]

this is what happens when you don't change your engine oil

... a high school dropout hammers a crowbar into the sealing surface for your oil pan?

 

[Uwe]

... a high school dropout hammers a crowbar into the sealing surface for your oil pan?

He's adding an automatic drain feature so that in the future, oil changes will be more frequent.

-Uwe-

 

[stefdds]

Audi A8 and A6 , both TDI's

VCDS in action 11:05 and 21:37